Tuesday, December 30, 2025

A Cat Never Wrote a Good Essay

It never starts with a title 
My poetry - it starts with a line 
A word - a sentiment - a tear 

Today as I contemplated English 

The kind I taught when I was younger 
Which I graded and snickered at - amazed 
That these humans could even breath 

Today - I hear there is a leveling field 

Put in prompts - out comes essays that surpass 
My snickers  - ai may never have a soul 

But maybe just maybe 

                           - demolish the old 

The realm of humans who discounted children 
That did not know commas or thesis or the absurd 

Yes - a cat have never written a good essay 

                            - is there a need 

For a soul to